Musical Fireworks - Countdown to Christmas

On the music front things are really hotting up with Depopulation Agenda, Fake News Shitstorm and The Fact Checkers all taking aim at the top spot in the charts for Christmas. Amidst this joyous onslaught, Deep State Cabal are also making a late play for that much desired Number 1 with their new song, I’m Gonna Put You in a Camp (Yes I Will). A sample of the lyrics below:

It’s for your own good

It’s for your own good

It’s for your own good

For everybody’s good.

Watch me now!

And just to mention that, having flown in a little bit under the radar, the Mr Gates managed girlband Depopulation Agenda’s release is Fill Me Up With Your Booster Shot Daddy.

Gatesman 9 - Crisis

There has been something of a lull in the Gatesman series, as a result of the Gatesman character suffering a crisis of faith where, believe it or not, he begins to question the value of his remorseless vaccinating efforts: “Whatever I do, everything just seems to get worse and worse! It’s almost like I’m the problem!” 

Nightmares of new variants plague his nights, he wakes screaming and sweating; and only the reassurance of Bono singing lullabies to him via Zoom call is able to calm him and get him back to sleep - where unfortunately more nightmares await him. Then it’s back onto Bono, whose own sleep is suffering. 

Things cannot go on like this, and Gatesman is taken to a special place where, after a week of rest, counselling and electroshock therapy, a new Gatesman arises, reinvigorated, refreshed, and more committed to the cause than ever before. “Get with the program or the program will get you!” is his new motto, which he delivers with a kindly smile, but also, yes, a bit of a hint of madness. 

Actually by some kind of quirk - an offshoot maybe of his week of realignment - he now has trouble saying anything else. There’s been a few awkward moments - for instance with startled waitresses trying to take his order in restaurants, and Gatesman demanding they get with the program - but close colleagues are always on hand to step in where necessary, so it’s not that big a deal and it’s probably just temporary anyway.

Smallpox Bill

 Bill Gates prophetically predicts potential smallpox problem two weeks before potential smallpox problem surfaces. What a guy. He tends to be so on the money with predicting this unexpected scary outbreak kind of stuff. Just as an aside, I’m not sure if he was asked much about his friendship with someone called Jeffrey during this little media event, or why previously he talked about the desirability of and means towards reducing the world’s population. 

Imagine this guy still being paraded as legit and to be respected.

Gatesman 8 - A Phantom Menace

I have news of the most exciting development in a while in the Gatesman series. From out of the shadows emerges Gatesman’s most deadly and dangerous foe yet - full of deceit and lies, Ivermectin Man. Is this a lone nutcase or, dreadful to contemplate, could he be part of a wider, insidious campaign of disinformation which threatens the very fabric of the world Gatesman defends and furthers with all his powers? A deadly race is on. Can Gatesman, with the help of his friend Jeffrey and his airplane, inoculate the world before it is too late? 

Body Language and Mr Gates

I can’t really say but someone in this might be vaguely connected to the famous Gatesman series. When a ridiculously dubious man like this has talked of reducing the world’s population with the help of vaccines, before you even look at anything else, that’s a pretty good starting point for being a little sceptical or wary about certain things.

The video is an academic analysis of Gates’ answers and body language when asked in interview about his  relationship to Jeffrey Epstein. Spoiler alert: Bill is a train wreck.

Gatesman 7 - Gatesman Goes to Court

I see there’s been a dramatic and unexpected storyline at play in the Marvel Comics Gatesman series:

“Gatesman, you understand that you are being charged here with knowingly committing the most serious crimes against humanity?”

“Can’t you see - all I wanted to do was reduce the world’s population! I’m not the bad guy! I’m the good guy! We need to get the numbers down! I’m a numbers guy! That’s what I’m good at!”

“Your honour, if you may I would like to have a quiet word with my client.”

Gatesman 6

Gatesman/Mr Gates has a book coming out, reportedly titled Jeffrey May be Dead But I’m Going to Live Forever (Tell Me it Ain’t So).

Tangential to this, some of his friends fear Gatesman, amidst all the fame, is becoming a little unhinged but no one has the courage to say anything. “Jeffrey was the only person Gatesman ever really looked up to and now he’s dead. No one else can really speak to him, not even his estranged wife.”

Bono provides the foreword to Gatesman’s book. “If there’s a kind of vaccinating equivalent to a rock n roll icon, I don’t know who it is if it’s not Gatesman,” he writes. “Apart from maybe Fauci.”

Gatesman 5

There’s an interesting new storyline in the Marvel Comics Gatesman series where Gatesman’s alter ego, Mr Gates, enters the music business and becomes the manager of a teenage girlband called Cute Kitties. Gatesman/Mr Gates, who is like a second father/mother to the girls, renames them Depopulation Agenda and sets them on the road to success. 

Rolling Stone magazine, always at the cutting edge of all that’s cool and dangerous, are big fans. “They’re so cute but they’re also so intellectual. It’s a killer combination. Some people got the brains, some people got the bodies. These girls have got the brains and the bodies - even if it is somebody else’s brains. They’re gonna rock your world, my world, everybody’s world.”

Depopulation Agenda’s debut song, My Ass in Your Face, is out now. 

Gatesman 4

“Jeffrey, this is Gatesman. I need you to get here quick in your airplane!”

“Where are you?”

“I’m at the North Pole with Bono and Bill Clinton and David Attenborough.”

“What the **** are you all doing at the North Pole, Gatesman?!”

“We had to vaccinate some polar bears and Eskimo children because of climate change. It’s cool though. They get it.”

“I’m on my way.”

Gatesman 3

Marvel Comics say there has been incredibly positive public reaction to their new Gatesman character and upcoming series, so much so that an entire additional writing team has been assigned to the creation of new and existing storylines. One of the most intriguing offshoots of their efforts is where Gatesman teams up with old buddies Bill Clinton and Bono to go on a vaccinating holiday across much of central Africa. Efforts to get Tony Blair to join them and make up a foursome seemingly initiate some surprising tensions amongst the group!

Gatesman 2

I am grateful that some more info on Marvel Comics’ new Gatesman character has diffused itself in my general direction. The earlier piece on this should definitely be read first: https://wwwinabstentia-andrewk.blogspot.com/2021/09/marvellous.html. 

Anyway Gatesman or Mr Gates has apparently a deep friendship with a somewhat shadowy figure called Jeffrey who has an airplane. Here from one episode of the upcoming comic book series the two friends are immersed in intense conversation.

“Jeffrey, there’s rumours going around about you.”

“What kind of rumours?”

“Not good rumours.”

“They’re not true!”

“I might know they’re not true and you might know they’re not true and Bill Clinton might know they’re not true, but not everyone else will know they’re not true. These kind of rumours can do harm Jeffrey. To you. And to your friends.”

“You’ve nothing to worry about! Who would believe anything bad about you? You’re Gatesman! You’re loved all over the world. But what about me?! You must do something!”

“I will do something, Jeffrey. Do you know what I’m going to do?”

“No. What are you going to do?”

“I’m going to vaccinate everyone.”

Marvellous - Gatesman 1

Marvel Comics are to add an exciting new character to their pantheon of superheroes titled Gatesman. Wherever turmoil and evil threaten, Gatesman appears as if from nowhere and diffuses the situation by administering a vaccine. Outside of his life as a great superhero, Gatesman goes by the name of Mr Gates and appears to simply be a nerdish individual busily at work in the computer industry. The following is apparently a taster from the opening storyline:

“Remember citizens, whatever the situation, vaccines are always the answer.”

“We love you Gatesman!”

A spokesman for Marvel Comics has hinted that further down the line, depending on how the public reacts to this character, Gatesman may expand into areas such as fending off climate change.