Saturday 28 May 2022

False Flags Forever

 


I think it’s been a pretty open secret for a long time that certain incidents are pretty obvious false flag, order from chaos, operations with very obvious goals in mind - the disarming of the public being the solution to the created chaos so that all the power is now in the hands of the totalitarian government against the citizenry, who are now basically helpless beneath the corrupt state and whatever they choose to impose. So no surprise that the latest two such incidents in the US are as typically suspect as one might by now expect.

Friday 27 May 2022

Musical Entry

Looks like Barack Obama wants a slice of the music action, and has a soulful single coming out titled: Never Thought I Could Love Somebody Half As Much As I Love Myself. This will be released simply using the artist name “Barack” (including the inverted commas).

Thursday 26 May 2022

Map

“If you were going somewhere would you prefer to have an inaccurate map or no map?”
“It would depend on where I was going.”

Wednesday 25 May 2022

Isaac Fanous

 



Martyrdom of St Mark and The Crucifixion by Isaac Fanous, 1919 - 2007, an Egyptian who painted in what is termed a Modern Coptic style, after the iconographic tradition of the Coptic Church.

Oldest

The world’s oldest man, George Soros, has tested positive for being a megalomaniac, satanic psychopath, and also worryingly for monkey pox. If only they can develop a completely safe vaccine in time to save him. Ironically, Soros has always apparently gotten on well with monkeys.

Track Me Now

 


Donald Trump Jnr’s response to one of the benevolent overlords at the World Economic Forum (“You will own nothing”) talking of the ability now to implement total surveillance of the public’s external activities, for the best of reasons of course - to save the world, there’s no better reason than that. Naturally you’d have to be a criminal degenerate not to wish to do your part in saving the world, and letting the overlords’ minions track everything you do. And also naturally, for security reasons, it would be unwise and unnecessary to track the overlords’ themselves activities and their slightly enormously bigger carbon footprints as they stomp their way around this wonderful world of ours. Otherwise people might draw unfair conclusions that could jeopardise everything. That’s why Trump Jnr’s response is so typically toxic: doesn’t he know we have a world to save, and if we have to enslave the masses to do that, then that’s what has to be done. And no, we shouldn’t start with first tracking everyone at the World Economic Forum first. What would that serve, apart from exposing unimaginable levels of hypocrisy. We all know there’s quite large quantities of hypocrisy in the world. That doesn’t mean we should go looking at it.

Monday 23 May 2022

The King of Freudian Slips


This is so off the scale, you’d have to wonder about divine intervention. If only Donald Trump hadn’t have come along, the US could have had the back and forth of Clintons, Bushes and the gang on till the crack of doom. Oh those innocent days of yesteryear.

Sunday 22 May 2022

Another Book

For all literature fans out there, Barack Obama has yet another new book out, and this one is titled I Am a Child of the Future - Heal My Pain. 

Saturday 21 May 2022

Unstoppable

Tony Blair has just released his newest single, I and the World Are One.

Sunday 15 May 2022

Civil War

Why do civil wars so frequently follow successful wars of independence - where rather than enjoy this new freedom from a foreign ruler and generally oppressor, so often divisions immediately lead to more war. People can point to the particular details that lead to such divisions and strife, but I think the real  or deeper reason is you can’t just neatly put a lid on the kind of very powerful, violent energies that have been let loose during war, regardless of whether the cause that instigated them has seemingly been won. Similarly you can’t just ask a gambling addict why doesn’t he just quit his self-harming addiction since it doesn’t make rational sense for him to go on with it.

Saturday 14 May 2022

Camp Preference

“Which would you prefer - to be in a concentration camp run by the far left or by the far right?”
“I don’t think I’d have much in the way of preference.”
“But while if you were in one run by the far right you’d just be a victim of evil, if you were in one run by the far left, you’d still have the joyful consolation of knowing this was part of a beautiful project leading to future bliss for everyone worthy of living in this future bliss.”
“And what about everyone not deemed worthy?”
“Well they end up in the concentration camps, but they’d realise, if they had a conscience, that they’d still be playing their part in some sense for the future. Like manure. So which camp now would you prefer to be in?”
“I still don’t think I’d have much preference either way.”
“God, you’re stubborn!”

Friday 13 May 2022

Song of Life

 


The Steppin’ Razor mix here by Underworld of a track by Leftfield from 1992. Preferably give it a bit of volume.

Monday 9 May 2022

Hottest Ticket in Rock

U2 have just announced they will soon be embarking on their Tax Exiles for Freedom World Tour. Bono bestowed the following words, along with permission to faithfully reproduce them, to certain members of the press whose presence was deemed merited on grounds of both journalistic and spiritual integrity: “Tax exiles are some of the most vulnerable, victimised and misrepresented peoples on this beautiful Mother Earth. These adrift and scattered souls, these beautiful children of our beautiful Mother Earth, are punished for their success and are forced to flee from persecution to these tax havens, these so-called safe places, which are safe in name only. These exiles’ culture and past have been ripped from them, and now they lie, naked and exposed on the slab of modernity, their extreme wealth offering them but the flimsiest protection from the prying eyes of a cruel world. We, the rock group U2, want to let these displaced peoples know they too now have a voice. And some of them are our neighbours.”

Saturday 7 May 2022

Milk

“If you were about to pour fresh milk from a container into a jug, but then you noticed that the milk that was already in the bottom of the jug was sour and lumpy, what would you do? You’d smash the jug, wouldn’t you?”
“No, why would I smash it?!”
“You’d hardly just pour the lovely fresh milk in on top of the sour stuff, would you?”
“I’d clean out the jug, and after a good wash then I’d pour the fresh milk into it.”
“Oh.”

Friday 6 May 2022

Not Going

This is not going to be satirical. When is it not going to be satirical? In the future I suppose. But what about in the present - is it going to be satirical then? I can’t say about that. I thought I’d covered everything, but it turns out I hadn’t really covered anything.