Tuesday, 10 March 2026

Ayatollah Khomeini’s ‘Little Green Book’ - the Furthest Reaches of Wisdom

I saw mention earlier today of the Ayatollah Khomeini’s Little Green Book, and which in a spirit of curiosity and fairness I then found online and quickly looked through it. [To mention, for whatever reasons, copying and pasting from the book has been a bit all over the place in terms of font size and so on.]

Khomeini was the first Iranian Supreme Leader after the revolution of 1979, and in this book he provides some of his key thoughts on life. He clearly believed it is the duty of every Muslim in helping to overthrow everything in the world that is not Islam, and that Muslims cannot be at peace until this theocratic world domination is achieved. Islam must be revolutionary in intent and act. For him, an Islamic state cannot be content within its borders. It must aspire to conquer the world beyond. He and his regime are obviously considered to be carrying out the will of Allah, and so any resistance to that divinely inspired rule is clear evidence of being on the very wrong side of reality. You probably won’t do very well under that regime if you are found to be on that wrong side of reality. 

First he has this to say on Islam:

 The person who governs the Muslim community must always have its interests at heart and not his own. This is why Islam has put so many people to death: to safeguard the interests of the Muslim community.

We have a duty to create an Islamic republic and to that end our first obligation is the creation of a system of propaganda. Ultimately the group and its propaganda becomes a force that can infiltrate a huge system of government or even bring about its downfall. 


[From here I will focus more on the social side of things rather than on the obviously political or revolutionary.]


Urinating and defecating are forbidden on the graves of believers, unless one does so as an insult to them.


[Apart from three listed exceptional circumstances] one may either wash one’s anus with water or wipe it with some fabric or a stone.


It is preferable, for urinating or defecating, to squat down in an isolated place; it is also preferable to go into this place with the left foot first, and come out of it with the right foot first; it is recommended that one keep his head covered while evacuating, and have the weight of his body carried by the left foot.


During evacuation, one must not squat facing the sun or the moon, unless one’s genitals are covered. While defecating, one must also avoid squatting exposed to the wind, or in public places, or at the of door one’s house, or under a fruit tree. At the time of the evacuation, one must also avoid eating, dallying, or washing one’s anus with the right hand. Finally, one must avoid talking, unless one is absolutely forced to or is addressing a prayer to Allah.


It is strictly forbidden to eat the meat of an animal if it was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold.


If one commits an act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned, and the price of it paid to its owner by him who sodomized it.


There are eleven things which are impure: urine, excrement, sperm, bones, blood, dogs, pigs, non-Muslim men and women, wine, beer, and the sweat of the excrement-eating camel.


The sweat of an excrement-eating animal is impure; the sweat of other animals, which do not eat the same detritus, is not.


If a person crushes a mosquito on his skin and cannot determine whether the blood therefrom is the insect’s or his own, this blood is pure; but if the time between the bite and the death of the mosquito is so short that no such distinction can be made, the blood is impure.


Mr Khomeini now moves onto the subject of marriage, and here he really shines:


The mother, sister, or daughter of a man who has been sodomized by another man may not marry the latter, even if both men or one of them had not yet reached puberty at the time; but if one who was the victim of the act cannot prove it, his mother, sister, or daughter is

allowed to marry the other man.


If a man sodomizes the son, brother, or father of his wife after their marriage, the marriage remains valid


If a father (or paternal grandfather) marries off his daughter (or granddaughter) in her absence without knowing for a certainty that she is alive, the marriage becomes null and void as soon as it is established that she was dead at the time of the marriage.


It is highly recommended that a girl be married off as soon as she reaches the age of puberty. One of the blessings of man is to have his daughter experience her first period not in her father’s house, but in that of her husband. (Once in power Khomeini lowered the legal marriageable age from eighteen to nine).


A woman who has not yet reached the age of nine may remarry immediately after divorce, without waiting the hundred days that are otherwise required.


A woman who has had her ninth birthday must wait for three menstrual periods after her divorce before being allowed to remarry.


If a woman who has not reached her ninth birthday who is temporarily married, she must, at the end of the contract or when the husband has released her from part of it, wait two menstrual periods or forty-five days before marrying again.


So anyway, I think we’ll all agree, a great man, a palatial mind. Oh to live beneath the holy shackles of such wisdom. Perhaps he was, yes, seriously and scarily deranged in some of the trains of his thought - that must be admitted - and perhaps it would have been better if he kept some of those thoughts to himself instead of committing them to writing, but still, for all that, ultimately we can say he seems very likeable. The kind of person and regime all but the spiritually and intellectually discordant would thrive under. He has perhaps some of the most interesting and involved thoughts on defecating one is ever likely to come across, whilst his views on how to deal with sodomised animals many will find helpful. They had perhaps found the subject too much of a taboo to ask about, but now intellectual help is at hand . The Ayatollah’s stance regarding this is perhaps not quite definitive but is at least worth pondering.


The plight of divorced nine year old women is again a  subject the West has ignored for far too long, and the Ayatollah’s views deserve consideration if not perhaps necessarily respect. His thoughts on how to proceed after acts of sodomy inflicted on one’s family members by one’s husband are also illuminating and progressive. Sodomy seems incidentally, in all its forms, a subject close to his heart, and he examines it in detail regarding one’s wife or wives also, though it’s maybe a bit too complex in its details to go into here.


So I can see now why the Ayatollah and his successors have so many supporters. These supporters evidently have also read The Little Green Book, and it speaks deeply to them. And why wouldn’t it?


 Remember though, this is a just a short book, and in it Khomeini is focusing his gaze on to the most crucial questions of life, rather than life in anything like its full complexity. Hopefully he is more expansive in his treatments elsewhere.


(To add, someone more cynical than I might ponder a scenario where you’re, say, a relatively refined, civilised or simply sane and decent person and you’re under the iron rule of these ruthless, deranged shitkickers, and you might consider that situation a bit unfortunate . . . )









Monday, 9 March 2026

Jesse Jackson and Donald Trump

 


Do Not Contend

 Do not contend sharply with a talkative man
And do not heap wood on his fire

Wisdom of Sirach

Sunday, 8 March 2026

Looking Forward

“You know what I’m really looking forward to?”
“What?”
“TV comedies written by AI.”
“Oh I’d say they’d be hilarious.”
“And inoffensive.”
“A perfect combination. Artificial intelligence would take humour to the next level.”
“And not offend anyone.”
“Yes, that would be key.”

Remorseless Fount

News from the remorseless fount of happiness that is the entertainment industrial complex, and Bourgeois  Intelligentsia have a new single poised and ready to reveal itself to the waiting world: Taking Down the Patriarchy One Fascist Misogynist At a Time. 

Fans will be glad to know there is also a b side: Every Woman Dreams of Being One of a Good Man’s Seventy Two All Pleasing Virgins (Now That’s What I Call Inclusivity - Islamic Communists Are Go!).

There are even been rumours the band have considered adding a c side to the release:: Reconciling Lies With Lies Is Easy.

Wednesday, 4 March 2026

creature 3

 


Not finished yet but as is now.

Monday, 2 March 2026

Rushdie, Fatwa, Ayatollah 2

[This isn’t gloating over the demise of anyone but is more of a social satire kind of thing - maybe if I had emotional ties to Iran, there might be more of that personal edge but anyway . . .]

“You know what makes me most sad and disappointed about this whole Iran and Ayatollah affair?”
“I don’t know - the suffering of innocents?”
“No, no, no! What’s most disappointing is this is another Ayatollah who didn’t live to see the fatwa on Salman Rushdie successfully carried out. Remember there was a bounty of 6 million dollars offered by the Iranian Republic back in 1989 for anyone succeeding in murdering Rushdie for that book he wrote, and I think it’s fair to say that was a generous amount of money to offer. And the most recent Ayatollah said the fatwa was ongoing and unquestionable, so I’m guessing that bounty was still up for grabs. Though come to think of it, you’d probably hope, considering inflation, the reward has risen in the meantime up to, let’s say, fifty million dollars.”
“Oh of course yeah. Everything has gone way up in price since then. That six million would have been a lot of money back then, but not particularly now. And you also have to consider there might be legal repercussions in some countries if you got caught murdering someone, so the generosity of the reward should reflect the element of danger involved in doing something like carrying out a fatwa.”
“Yeah yeah yeah. But beyond all that, if you just let me continue, what I’m trying to focus on, the big picture, is that if you’re willing to offer, in perfectly good faith, significant amounts of your hard earned cash as a reward for the killing of someone, like say a writer whose book you really didn’t like - even if most likely you didn’t actually read it yourself - the last thing that should happen in the long run is you get killed yourself!”
“And your man Rushdie the writer is still alive?”
“He is. Lots of other people got killed but he survived.”
“You could say it’s ironic.”
“Well yeah, I don’t know, maybe you could. But more than it being ironic, it’s totally unfair! It’s not what’s supposed to happen!”
“The world can be very strange.”
“And unjust!”


Sunday, 1 March 2026

 Salman Rushdie, Fatwa, Ayatollah, Might Is Right

I delve into day-by-day news not a whole lot and as far as currrent events in Iran I watched a little of the channel on YouTube of the UK based Iranian/British Mahyar Tousi, who like seemingly very many Iranians was very pleased with the demise of the Ayatollah, and hoped the days of that pretty regime were ending, that the thousands of protesters recently massacred there would not be in vain and so on. 

My own knowledge of things there is basically negligible to the point of non-existence, but one thing that did come to mind that I just checked up on was the fatwa issued by the head of the Iranian government, Ruhollah Khomeini, against Salman Rushdie back in 1989, ordering Muslims to kill Rushdie because of his novel, The Satanic Verses. Details on the fatwa are taken from the relevant Wikipedia article. One possibly relevant detail is that the novel contains a derogatory treatment of the Ayatollah himself, and possibly the fatwa is more inspired as a reaction to this treatment than actually to Islam and Mohammed.

Numerous killings, bombings of bookstores and attempted killings followed the book’s publication and subsequent fatwa, including an attempt on Rushdie himself in New York at a book reading in 2022, which was celebrated by Iranian state controlled media. In 1993 in Turkey 37 people died at an attack aiming to kill Aziz Nesin, a Turkish translator of the book.

This is the basically official release from the head of Iran regarding the call to kill Rushdie:

I am informing all brave Muslims of the world that the author of The Satanic Verses, a text written, edited, and published against Islam, the Prophet of Islam, and the Qur'an, along with all the editors and publishers aware of its contents, are condemned to death. I call on all valiant Muslims wherever they may be in the world to kill them without delay, so that no one will dare insult the sacred beliefs of Muslims henceforth. And whoever is killed in this cause will be a martyr, Allah willing. Meanwhile, if someone has access to the author of the book but is incapable of carrying out the execution, he should inform the people so that [Rushdie] is punished for his actions.

Rushdie subsequently apologised for any upset he caused, but this followed from the office of the Ayatollah:

The imperialist foreign media falsely alleged that the officials of the Islamic Republic have said the sentence of death on the author of The Satanic Verses will be retracted if he repents. Imam Khomeini has said: This is denied 100%. Even if Salman Rushdie repents and become the most pious man of all time, it is incumbent on every Muslim to employ everything he has got, his life and wealth, to send him to Hell.

        If a non-Muslim becomes aware of Rushdie's whereabouts and has the ability to execute him quicker than Muslims, it is incumbent on Muslims to pay a reward or a fee in return for this action.

Iran then offered a reward of $6 million for the killing of Rushdie.

The stance of the Iranian regime has changed at times regarding this call to have Rushdie murdered, but the position of the Ayotallah Khameini was, as stated in 2019, that this fatwa was “solid and irrevocable.”

So this is a regime operating in total disrespect of not just ‘offenders’, but also of foreign countries’ rule of law. In these terms the Islamic Republic of Iran is by definition lawless, sees no limitations on what actions may be ‘legitimately’ carried out anywhere in the world on the ‘enemies of Islam’, and the rule of law there is irrelevant. In a sense, it is a regime in its own eyes without borders in terms of the limits of what it may call for abroad, and of course one can surmise a very dark reality for any citizens within its borders not bowing sufficiently down. 

So anyway once you’re operating within parameters that are essentially lawless or without legal constraint, I think you’ve sacrificed any right to complain about being treated as a kind of toxic international pariah and legalistically illegitimate. You’ve yourself created and signed up to a reality where might and violence is right, so what kind of argument have you got against might being right? 






Double Act

I’m delighted to report that former UK prime minister and EU hotshot Tony Blair has a new single coming out: I Wouldn’t Be Half the Politician I Am Today if It Wasn’t for Rock n Roll.

The song was co-written by Bono (not his real name) and is said to be gratifying both on the sensual and intellectual planes of being.

Below we see Tony and Bono (again not his real name) before a live audience, made up of fully paid up members of the World Economic Forum, working out the structure of the song:


Whilst here we later see them emerging from a music studio the morning after a gruelling all-night recording session, perhaps, yes, tired but evidently delighted with how things have worked out:


The more youthful appearance of the duo is due to the release of the song, though recorded many moons ago, being shelved for years because it was felt to be ‘too radical for the times.’



Thursday, 26 February 2026

Glass Not Bending, Critical Thinking

“You know the way glass doesn’t bend - or I don’t know, if it does maybe bend to some minuscule scientific degree, still it’s not worth talking about. Effectively, for all intents and purposes, under normal conditions it doesn’t bend.”
“I agree with all that, yeah. If the force is sufficient it just shatters. What about it?”
“Is that racist?”
“Racist?! Glass not bending?”
“Yeah, racist.”
“Well, I admit it hadn’t really struck me till now, but maybe you’re right, maybe it is.”
“And do you think it’s fair to blame Donald Trump for it?”
“Well, I suppose, yeah, once you apply critical thinking to the issue, it probably is fair.”
“But you still can’t talk to some people.”
“That’s true. Their minds are closed.”
“They saunter on through life like everything’s just fine.”

Wednesday, 25 February 2026

Creature too

 


The negative of this piece.

Tuesday, 24 February 2026

Benedictus


 By Vivaldi from The Great Venetian Mass, as it seems to be known, and sung by Lucile Richardot.

Saturday, 21 February 2026

Word Filtering

Word filtering out from an unnamed but deeply trusted source is that the ever youthful Spruce Pipedream has just recorded a new and heart rending song titled: If Only I Was Born a Biological Woman, I Think I Could Have Ended Up Twice the Man I Am.

Rolling Stone magazine is confident the song will usher in a new era for downtrodden but hopeful humanity.

Wednesday, 18 February 2026

Tuesday, 17 February 2026

How Dare You

Music news and Bourgeois Intelligentsia have a new album appearing on the timeworn but much loved fabric of the cultural horizon. The album is called How Dare You Say I’m Not Oppressed, and the following is a provisional track listing of this sure to be seminal release:

All Aboard the Marxist Love Train 
Give Me Your Property
As Long As It Servez the Revolution, I’m Cool With It
We Would Never Abuse Your Children, Intellectually or Otherwise, Without Their Consent
We Don’t Need Their Consent
Just When I’d Trained Myself to Love the Proletariat, Now I Get to Despise Them All Over Again 
I Hate Fascism So Much It Hurts
Ruthlessly Eliminate the Counter Revolutionaries
It’s All Semantics
I Just Realised the Gulag System Was Cancel Culture in Action - Go Gulags!
I Am the State (Give Me Your Property Reprise)
Horny Horny Horny

Sunday, 15 February 2026

Robin


 

Most Rock n Roll

“What do you think is the most rock n roll thing any iconic rockstar has ever done?”
“Would it be not letting the unvaccinated attend their concerts?”
“Yes! That’s so rock n roll!”
“Though, come to think of it, you’re sure that’s not the least rock n roll thing anyone could ever do?”
“Oh no, of course not! And as a general rule, in all kinds of important situations I believe the first thing any self-respecting and iconic rockstar should ask themselves is how would the likes of Bill Gates want you to behave, maybe even specifically go and find out how he wants you to behave, and then act accordingly.”
“I love the counter culture!”
“Yeah! It’s so cool and rebellious!”

Friday, 13 February 2026

creature


 This, as is now.

Tuesday, 10 February 2026

Monday, 9 February 2026

Tunnels

Uplifting news from the entertainment industrial complex where founding member of superstar rock group, Countercultural Icons of Humanity, Spruce Pipedream has just released a new song: Tunnels of Sex Traffickers, Tunnels of Love. In the song, Spruce, who is affectionately referred to by his fans as ‘The Man in Charge’, stresses that, whichever way you look at it, love is love and no one should stand in the way of love. 

There is a b side which is a re-recording of the middle of the road soft rock pop classic: Dancing in the Dark in My Tight Denim Trousers.

50% of the profits from the release will go towards gender altering operations for confused and vulnerable children. The remaining 50% will go towards helping confused and vulnerable aging rock and pop stars to remain relevant in changing times.

Sunday, 8 February 2026

Wednesday, 4 February 2026

Tuesday, 3 February 2026

Monday, 2 February 2026

Unnifished


 

Heights

“If you had a fear of heights, what would you do about it?”
“ I wouldn’t let it beat me. I’d overcome it.”
“And how would you do that?”
“I’d avoid heights.”
“You’d avoid heights?! That’s not overcoming it! That’s just avoiding what you’re scared of!”
“What else would you want me to do?!”
“I thought you’d confront it face to face, like by going climbing up high things, scaffolding, mountains, chimneys . . . or say parachute jumping, hand gliding, bungee jumping or whatever . . .
“If I had a fear of heights, I’d go doing all that stuff?! Are you mad?! I’d just avoid heights!”
“Well I suppose yeah, that could work too.”
“Of course it would work!”

Tuesday, 27 January 2026

Saturday, 24 January 2026

Unsure whether

 

I’m unsure whether to consider this finished or not. Maybe I could improve it, maybe I could wreck it.

Veneliti

 


Thursday, 22 January 2026

Wednesday, 21 January 2026

Quick to Change

 The soul is quick to change company if we strive to show little diligence.

Isaac the Syrian.

Sunday, 18 January 2026

Friday, 16 January 2026

Almost Scared

 A conversation between two of the globe’s finest citizens:


“You know what I’ve been thinking?”
“What is it? Tell me. What have you been thinking?”
“I think mass immigration is perhaps even more beautiful than abortion.”
“Oh my goodness! You might be right!”
“I’m almost scared to say it, but I might, mightn’t I!?” 
“Be careful though. We must ponder this. It may be true, yes, but it may be a dangerous truth. Are the people ready for it?”
“Yes, there is that. But even worse, what if the central authority, so to speak, decides we are wrong, that is not more beautiful, and that the very idea is hate speech! Then never mind it being a dangerous truth, it would be a dangerous untruth! And what might befall us then?”
“We - and deservedly so - would be cancelled. Cast out.”
“Truth is a dangerous mistress.”
“And untruth is a bitch and a whore.”
“Yes. But to clarify, you are including men within those designations - the bitch and the whore stuff? You’re not implying truth untruth is feminine?”
“No, no, of course not.”
“Just as long as there’s no confusion.”

Tuesday, 13 January 2026

It Wasn’t Until

Computer whizz-kid Gill Bates is set to make an attempt on the musical entertainment business with the release of his new song: It Wasn’t Until You Rejected My Advances that I Realised How Much I Love You.  “Gill believes that if he can become an icon in the cutthroat world of philanthropic global healthcare, making it in the music business should be a piece of piss,” revealed a colleague of Bates.

Intriguingly, Irish musical and philanthropic icons Gob Blendorff and Bono (not his real name) are said to have assisted in the composition of the song through clever use of the Skype platform. “It’s amazing - you can be three different people in three different places, but through the use of Skype, if you’re the right people,  the barriers come right down, and you can be right there for each other spiritually, creatively and economically,” opined the aforementioned colleague of Bates from up above in the last paragraph. “These are very special people, but they’re also completely normal people,” he added.

docks, evening