Tuesday 23 February 2021

Cold Weather and Sacrifices

 “There’s some fierce cold weather around at the moment, but the funny thing I heard is that’s from the global warming.”
“How do you make that out?”
“Well if it’s warmer than it should be that’s from the global warming, but if it’s colder, even the coldest it’s been in decades, then that’s global warming as well.”
“That’s fascinating, and the funny thing is unless someone explained it to you like that, you’d think it made no sense whatsoever. So is it the cold or the warmth from the global warming they’re saying we have to be more scared about?”
“I’m not sure, but we don’t have much time anyway before everything goes to complete shit. The good news is though there are some wonderful people who could be just sat inside their huge mansions but instead they’re flying around in their private jets telling us about all this stuff and how we have to urgently cut down on our fuel consumption and so on to ward off this awful disaster that’s coming.”
“It’s great when you see someone walking the walk rather than just talking the talk.”
“It is yeah. And we could complain about the sacrifices they’re saying we all are going to have to make, but the reality is they’re the ones making the biggest sacrifices. I mean their electricity bills are probably going to be huge.”
“It’s hard to be cynical when you look at things like that.”

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