“Okay Satan. Here I am. What’s this offer your minions were saying you want to present to me?”
“You have certain abilities - abilities I can use. If you will bow down and worship and serve me, I will reward you with eternal life in my kingdom.”
“In hell?”
“Well, yes. Probably.”
“I’ll give it a miss.”
“You don’t want to think about it?”
“No, I’m grand.”
“I didn’t mean to rush you into a decision.”
“Don’t worry about it. It was nothing to do with the pressure of the moment.”
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