Thursday 1 April 2021

Sport

 “You know my favourite thing about modern sport?”
“No, what?”
“We’ll say it could be a game of rugby you’re watching on the telly with these thirty fellas bashing into each other over and over again, lying on top of each other, face to face in the muck, all this kind of stuff. And then one of them gets substituted, he goes off and sits down somewhere with no one around him, and he puts on a mask in case he gives someone the Covid. I love that.”
“Me too. It makes me feel protected to know, however old I am, I’m being treated intellectually like a two year old.”
“That’s true. We love that. We know then we’re being looked after.”

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