Moist

George Soros, the oldest man in the world, has a new autobiography instalment out called Satan Will Reward Me For My Obedience (Things Are Good Now but I Can’t Wait for the Real Payoff). Hilary Clinton has described the book as “inspirational and educational”, Bill Clinton has called it “a real turn-on”, while Tony Blair, speaking in an official capacity on behalf of the EU, has called it “moist.” Not sure what that’s supposed to imply but it sounds really cool.