Audacity

It’s hard to believe such audacity when confronted with it in the flesh, but Toxic Blandness are tomorrow releasing not one but two simultaneous singles for our collective pleasure and intellectual edification. As we already knew, The Corporate Whores Are On Me, (b-side Corporate Whore Meltdown Gives Me the Chills) hits the virtual and corporeal shelves on the morrow, but it seems, undeserving though we surely are, the creative assault doesn’t end there. And so also incoming is a somewhat more cerebral number, Create Me a Personality Out of Your Controlling Neurotic Imagination. This again boasts a b-side, Give Me a New Definition and I’ll Conform to It.