In an unexpected announcement, Bill Gates has revealed he is pregnant with who he believes to be the antichrist. “This is a great honour for Microsoft, myself and The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation,” declared a masked employee of multiple and indeterminate genders speaking on behalf of a clearly elated Gates.
Insiders say George Soros, the oldest man in the world, is the likely father, though Klaus Schwab, another ancient fuckwit, is said by some to be an alternative paternal possibility.
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