Joe “My Butt’s Been Wiped” Biden is, as we all know, by far the most popular US President ever because of course those vote counts were very legit. No one had ever gotten as many as 70million before the 2020 election. Trump absolutely smashed the previous highest total gaining officially about 74 million votes. Wow, Trump must have won by a landslide! No, coming up on the rails in the dead of night was Joe Biden with his 81 million votes, wherever he got them all. “No one’s ever previously gotten as many as 70 million, and my vile opponent just got way more? I’m going to get more than 80!”
With those kind of numbers it’s almost as if we were suddenly dealing with a completely different country. People, even perhaps dead and non-existent ones, must have recognised something truly astonishing in this man, despite his obvious cognitive issues. Or, who knows, maybe it was that in a confusing and complex world they actually found comfort in his frequent inability to coherently form unscripted sentences - or perhaps even to coherently read scripted ones. Perhaps the thought of a senile old man holed up in his basement and getting his butt wiped somehow captured the spirit of the moment.
And as a reflection of this unprecedented level of love, F*** Joe Biden/Let’s Go Brandon has of course gone super crazy viral, even dominating music charts, despite Let’s Go Brandon chart toppers being banned for instance from YouTube for some reason. Maybe the big tech benevolent overlords are afraid the internet might overheat if all this adoration for one man is allowed to get too out of hand. Those gatekeepers of reality love the public almost as much as the public loves Joe Biden.
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