Tuesday, 19 February 2008

U2 News

Almost as exciting as the Rolling Stones documentary film news is the information that U2 have announced a new tour which will be their most spectacular to date, to be called "The Corporate Rock Multi-Media Tour". The band will close the world-tour with 77 sell-out shows in Madison Square Gardens, compered by a laughing Bill Clinton, whose heavy-weight political presence will add even more cutting edge rock credibility to the band's already immense cutting edge rock credibility. Bono and his ego will travel to the shows in separate vehicles "for security reasons," revealed a figure well-placed within the band's coterie.

Their new single, Politicians Are Great Guys Once You Get To Really Know Them, comes out on July 4th, when the band play an intimate gig, beamed across America, before an audience of close friends in the White House. Excitingly, music legend Christina Aguileira shares singing duties on the single, while consumers who purchase U2' newest will also be treated to the revamping of an old favourite, "All-American Irishman", containing a spoken-word intro "rap" by British PM Gordon Brown.

6 comments:

elberry said...

U2 sicken me, mainly because i loved their stuff up to about 10 years ago; now they're hollow and bombastic and worse yet don't seem to realise it, wankers from Dublin, why don't they fuck off and die in their own vomit. As Bonehead put it about 13 years ago at school, when a teacher was going to play Zooropa at us: "don't put U2 on, sir, they give money to the IRA!"

Andrew K said...

He should have put it, don't put U2on, sir, they're shit.

Andrew K said...

Might sound a bit harsh, but they've never really done it for me, though they certainly have gotten worse. I remember Ian Brown saying The Stone Roses existed so that bands like U2 wouldn't, but laughed that- eff it, Stone Roses were long gone, & U2 still round.

Anonymous said...

Bono is a willing and loyal stooge of the establishment, and he is also a hypocrite, lecturing tax-payers how to spend their money to benefit other nations, yet he refuses to pay any taxes in any of the countries in which he is a resident. His efforts on AIDS and Global Warming are a huge benefit to the big-business interests who profit greatly from phoney drugs (to cure the AIDS scam) and the corporations who will control the billions of "carbon tax" dollars that will be raised in the coming years.

Bono has been happy to have his photo taken with GW Bush on occassions and has refered to the evil Tony Blair as some kind of hero, despite both Bush and Blair being repsonsible for the deaths of over one million Iraqis and thousands of Afganis, wars which were for financial gain.

Andrew K said...

What do you mean by AIDS scam; that it was human created, or that the drugs don't work?
The carbon tax aspect seems to makes sense of much of the global warming thing; ie frauds like Al Gore & the Rothschilds jumping aboard/ directing the bandwagon.

Anonymous said...

AIDS scam is a big subject, research Jon Rappoports book AIDS Inc, probably the best book discussing the AIDS hoax. AIDS was man-made, the drugs don't work and actually make matters worse, successful natural therapies have been surpressed, cases exist where individuals who have been cured of AIDS using alternate therapies have had gagging orders put on them preventing their story becoming public knowledge. But to make matters confusing AIDS doesn't even really exist. There isn't any such thing as AIDS really, AIDS was a name given to a group of ailments that already existed before the word AIDS was created. The use of the term AIDS was a powerful scare tactic by the medical mafia. I could forward many links on the subject, but a research of Jon Rappoports book and his website are a good place to start. The Medical Mafia Cartel is truly rotten and very evil to the core, creation of AIDS/HIV and spreading it on the populace wasn't just about making huge profits from peoples misery, but was also about global depopulation.