Where

“Does the universe exist?”

“Yes of course.”

 “Where does it exist?“

“What do you mean?”

“Well if something physical exists, it must exist somewhere. So where does the universe exist?”

Album

 “So anyway have you any idea of what to call your new album?”

“Failure is not an option.”

“Right. So any ideas?”

“Failure is not an option!”

“I know yeah, obviously we’ll come up with something. But as of now have you any specific ideas about what to call it?”

“Failure is not an option!”

“Oh right, I think I see what you mean. You mean “Failure is not an Option” is what you want to call the album?”

“Yeah!”

“Right. Yeah yeah, it’s good. ”

Philanthropist

 “Who was Jimmy Savile?”

“He was very famous. He was a paedophile and a philanthropist.”

“There’s some great philanthropists around, isn’t there?”

“There is yeah.”

Take Away

 “Take away the clothes and what have you got?”

“The body.”

“And take away the body and what have you got?”

“No one to ask the question.”

Unanimous

 A United Nations resolution has been seemingly passed unanimously whereby protagonists in all future armed conflicts, including present ones, will have to wear face masks to help prevent the spread of coronavirus. This, stressed a spokesman, should not have a detrimental effect on the arms industry, whose health is of course vital to all of our well-being, economic and otherwise.

Palindrome

“Wouldn’t it be amazing if when you read this it was the same forwards as backwards? A palindrome.”

“It might be mildly interesting I suppose.”

“So are you going to do it?”

“No.”

Intellect

 “What would you define the intellect?”

“Something which puts a roof over our heads.”

In

 Does space exist in silence or silence exist in space?

How to Solve

“How oh master,  are we solve the problems of this earthly realm?”

“Bigger earnings to sports stars. This will balance the scales of karma.”

The Good

If you have nothing good to say don’t say anything at all. Artistically I mean, artistically good. If it’s not good don’t waste our time with it, in the public sphere at least. In the privacy of your own home of course you can do what you want - as long as it stays there. If there’s one thing this world is against, it’s mediocrity. It is a world obsessed with the Ideal, seeking perfection in all the spheres, particularly the artistic. It exalts genius above all else. None may dare come into the public arena unless possessed of it.