Sunday, 1 July 2007

Staying Alive- Advice in the Art of

When crossing roads, be careful to avoid being hit by fast-moving traffic coming from either direction.

7 comments:

Neil Forsyth said...

Not from Dublin then, Andrew? Where there is no fast-moving traffic.

Andrew said...

No, Neil- more Cork direction. One of the great boons to life in the capital so I take it?

Neil Forsyth said...

Indeed. Except quite a few of us end up throwing ourselves into the road gladly, just to escape all the hideousness. Me? I just stick on Lyric, light a fag, and let my mind drift back to the 80s when we were poor but happy.

Andrew said...

Lyric the saviour from the hideous world of every other fecking Irish radio national radio-station. John Kelly's show very fine.
As for throwing oneself gladly onto non-onrushing Dublin traffic- i'm afraid twould merely result in some minor bruising and a veneeer of burning humiliation to top off one's emasculated rage.

elberry said...

if you're in Dublin, pop into the American embassy and ask for Joseph McManus. If they stall you, say "you know, the CIA guy. Has a blog about booze."

Andrew said...

How could one resis such an opportunity, El.

Andrew said...

as in resist