Live Earth- A Counter Threat

In a slight variation on the rain-dance, an attempt to placate the elements into not changing our collective climate by means of a sacrificial offering; the offering consisting of lots of really shit music being played simultaneously in strategic locations dotted around the globe. This, I might have thought, a dangerous strategy in which the gods likely to be angered by the appalling nature of the offering, though perhaps Albert Nobel Einstein Gore is hoping the idea of being subjected to future incarnations of ever more awful music extravaganzas will persuade said elements to back off in their supposed hostile climactic intentions. A brave gamble by Gore whom I would trust with my life were I ever to suffer the misfortune of a full-frontal lobotomy.