Monday, 9 July 2007

Nowhere to Run- Tonight ITV4

"Stars Jean-Claude Van Damme. A convict protects a farm. Poor."

As described by Sunday Times Culture. Could be worth a look.

9 comments:

Gearoid said...

Wonderfully consise. Same approach should be taken with literature. Ulysseus. 24 hours around Dublin in the mind of a Jew and a pretentious layabout. Saucy cripple girl and cheating wife also feature. Confusing. Bit like your Amazon reviews I suppose.

Neil Forsyth said...

Maybe that was just a typo. Perhaps it should have read: A crock of shit from start to finish. Brilliant.

Give them what they want, eh?

Andrew said...

To think somebody does actually get paid for just such work. How bout this one?
"King Kong". Huge gorilla falls in love with attractive woman & causes havoc. Far-fetched.

Gearoid said...

LOL

Andrew said...

I must reciprocate my admiration for Ulysees' closing remark of Confusing, G. The temptation is to try for more summations...ok

The Metamorphosis. Pathetic man believes he's turned into an insect. Hilarious.

Gearoid said...

Bleak House. Courtroom Drama. Bleak.

Andrew said...

"Twelve Monkeys." Never mind twelve, not even one monkey. Misleading.

"Elephant Man." No elephant.

Gearoid said...

Moby Dick. Man finds whale, loses whale, gets eaten by whale. Bitter sweet.

elberry said...

Hamlet: Family drama, teenage suicide, some violence (poison, rapier), one ghost. Long.