Stationary

“You know the way there’s the word stationary with the a near the end, meaning not moving, and stationery with an e instead of that a near the end meaning writing materials - that kind of stuff.”

“Yeah, what about it?”

“What if I said: ‘My stationery is stationary” - you know like meaning my stationery, my writing materials, are not moving. They’re static.”

“Yeah, you could say that all right.”

“I was thinking about it all last night. I hardly slept.”