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Unexpectedly sad news from the entertainment industrial complex and the Corporate Whore stable, where their newest tv series, Corporate Whores Become Disenchanted with Geopolitics has seemingly had very disappointing viewing figures. “We shouldn’t have departed from the formula,” opined an executive from the franchise. “I tried telling them, but they just wouldn’t listen. Corporate Whore fans want positivity and glamour, not downbeat programs about geopolitics. They took their audience for granted.

“Also the stars of the program, the Corporate Whores themselves, were uncomfortable with the whole concept. They tried their best to make it work, the professionals that they are, but you could tell they were just confused and a bit out of their depth.”