Wednesday 12 July 2023

Sore Throat

“So what seems to be the problem with Joseph?”
“Well doctor, he’s had a very sore throat for the last few days, and I’m a little worried it’s not clearing up as quickly as I thought it would.”
“Have you considered gender surgery for Joseph?”
“Sorry?!”
“We in the medical and psychological fields are coming to realise that many, maybe even most, medical complaints in children stem from their unease regarding their biological misgendering, as it were. And so I think you should seriously consider a course of transitioning for Joseph.”
“That’s deranged! I just want something for his throat!”
“You seem to be very ignorant of what’s been happening in the field of progress lately. Children need to be protected from such ignorance and resulting abuse.”
“This is demonic thinking!”
“What?! Are you some kind of Donald Trump supporter?! I am going to be recommending to the authorities that this child be taken from you for its own protection.”
“Quick Joseph. Let’s get the hell out of here.”

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