Wednesday 19 July 2023

Preference

“Which would you prefer - Trump in office or World War 3?”
“Emm . . . I don’t know . . . I really don’t like Trump.”
“So you’re picking World War 3?”
“I’m not sure. Maybe.”
“Did you get the Covid vaccine?”
“Of course! We have to stay safe.”
“And have you had booster shots?”
“Yes! Why do you ask?!”
“How many have you had?”
“I’m not sure. Too many to count. As long as they keep me safe I’ll keep taking them. Think of the alternative.”

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