Thursday 5 January 2023

Reinvention

News from the musical-industrial complex where, moving on from his previous employment, word is that former medical super guru Anthony Fauci, under the stage name Booster Man, is reinventing himself as a cutting-edge rap artist. His upcoming single, sponsored by Pfizer, Antifa and the JPMorgan Chase Bank, is called Booster’s Gonna Knock You Out. Some lyrics below:

Booster
Booster 
Booster’s gonna knock you out
Watch me now
I got the moves
I’m the Booster Man
Nobody
No man no woman neither 
Ever gonna put me in jail.

Justin Trudeau, son of a former Canadian prime minister and himself coincidentally the current one, speaking at a banquet and late night disco in aid of the impoverished, said of the song that “Its tribal rhythms and sassy attitude make me want to do blackface all over again.”

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