Wednesday 6 July 2022

Pregnant

“Did you hear about the Justin Trudeau fella?”
“Is he that Canadian arsehole?”
“That’s him.”
“He’s amazing.”
“He is yeah. He’s right at the cutting edge of things.”
“What about him anyway?”
“Well it seems some test he took told him he was pregnant and so he was expecting and apparently he went into labour yesterday. The cameras were there and everything, it was very exciting. But it turned out in the end it was all just a load of shit.”
“He must be very disappointed.”
“They say he’s heartbroken.”

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