Room

“If you were in a room and it was all dark, and then someone came in and turned the light on, what would you do? You’d want it turned off again, wouldn’t you?”

“Would I?”

“Of course you would! You wouldn’t have had it dark in the first place unless you wanted it to be dark.”

“Maybe not.”

“What do you mean maybe not?!”

“Well, maybe I just didn’t know where the light switch was and I couldn’t find it in all the darkness. Or who knows, maybe I was incapacitated. So I could maybe be grateful to whoever it was that came in and brightened up the place.”

“Ridiculous!”