Benedictus

 By Vivaldi from The Great Venetian Mass, as it seems to be known, and sung by Lucile Richardot.

Word Filtering

Word filtering out from an unnamed but deeply trusted source is that the ever youthful Spruce Pipedream has just recorded a new and heart rending song titled: If Only I Was Born a Biological Woman, I Think I Could Have Ended Up Twice the Man I Am.

Rolling Stone magazine is confident the song will usher in a new era for downtrodden but hopeful humanity.

Invert

 

How Dare You

Music news and Bourgeois Intelligentsia have a new album appearing on the timeworn but much loved fabric of the cultural horizon. The album is called How Dare You Say I’m Not Oppressed, and the following is a provisional track listing of this sure to be seminal release:

All Aboard the Marxist Love Train 

Give Me Your Property

As Long As It Servez the Revolution, I’m Cool With It

We Would Never Abuse Your Children, Intellectually or Otherwise, Without Their Consent

We Don’t Need Their Consent

Just When I’d Trained Myself to Love the Proletariat, Now I Get to Despise Them All Over Again 

I Hate Fascism So Much It Hurts

Ruthlessly Eliminate the Counter Revolutionaries

It’s All Semantics

I Just Realised the Gulag System Was Cancel Culture in Action - Go Gulags!

I Am the State (Give Me Your Property Reprise)

Horny Horny Horny

Robin

 

Most Rock n Roll

“What do you think is the most rock n roll thing any iconic rockstar has ever done?”

“Would it be not letting the unvaccinated attend their concerts?”

“Yes! That’s so rock n roll!”

“Though, come to think of it, you’re sure that’s not the least rock n roll thing anyone could ever do?”

“Oh no, of course not! And as a general rule, in all kinds of important situations I believe the first thing any self-respecting and iconic rockstar should ask themselves is how would the likes of Bill Gates want you to behave, maybe even specifically go and find out how he wants you to behave, and then act accordingly.”

“I love the counter culture!”

“Yeah! It’s so cool and rebellious!”

creature

 This, as is now.

family

 

Tunnels

Uplifting news from the entertainment industrial complex where founding member of superstar rock group, Countercultural Icons of Humanity, Spruce Pipedream has just released a new song: Tunnels of Sex Traffickers, Tunnels of Love. In the song, Spruce, who is affectionately referred to by his fans as ‘The Man in Charge’, stresses that, whichever way you look at it, love is love and no one should stand in the way of love. 

There is a b side which is a re-recording of the middle of the road soft rock pop classic: Dancing in the Dark in My Tight Denim Trousers.

50% of the profits from the release will go towards gender altering operations for confused and vulnerable children. The remaining 50% will go towards helping confused and vulnerable aging rock and pop stars to remain relevant in changing times.

Up the road a bit too

 

yaRd

 

Linnamuusikud

 

From Estonia.

Unnifished

 

Heights

“If you had a fear of heights, what would you do about it?”

“ I wouldn’t let it beat me. I’d overcome it.”

“And how would you do that?”

“I’d avoid heights.”

“You’d avoid heights?! That’s not overcoming it! That’s just avoiding what you’re scared of!”

“What else would you want me to do?!”

“I thought you’d confront it face to face, like by going climbing up high things, scaffolding, mountains, chimneys . . . or say parachute jumping, hand gliding, bungee jumping or whatever . . .

“If I had a fear of heights, I’d go doing all that stuff?! Are you mad?! I’d just avoid heights!”

“Well I suppose yeah, that could work too.”

“Of course it would work!”