Page

There was a page, we were all on it, but who knows where we might all end up if someone turned the page, so it was decided we would remain where we were and any turning of it so was strictly forbidden. We were still going to keep progressing though, but we’d just have t get hold of someone who could somehow make the page bigger so words could continue to be added. Otherwise of course things could get stagnant. You’ve got to keep moving, but of course in a controlled manner. 

Who decided on all this? People in the distance somewhere - and the rest of us apparently agreed. Anyone who didn’t agree obviously wouldn’t be worth mentioning.

But what if someone still ended up turning the page - despite all the restrictions and good advice and everything? I don’t know. By the sound of it though it would be awful. I hear though actually they’re saying we need to burn the rest of the book so there wouldn’t be any pages to turn to - and then of course nothing could ever go wrong.