Divorce

The sad news has reached me that the mainstream media and truth are set to get a divorce. They have of course been legally separated for years, but now the decision has been reached to go the whole way and fully terminate the relationship. “We thought we might still perhaps some day be able to come back together again and make it work, so we tried to keep that door open,” said a spokesperson for the media, “but it turns out we’re just too incompatible.”