Wednesday, 24 May 2023

Justin’s Musical Side Project

Liberal icon and Canadian, Justin Trudeau is embarking on a side project within his already busy schedule by recording and releasing some music. Trudeau has always been passionate about good music, and lists his favourite musicians as “anyone in the industry devoted to LGBTQ etc rights.” He admits to a particular fondness for funky slap bass solos, “provided they are sexy and of course in no way hostile to the LGBTQ etc agenda.”

Trudeau’s debut song, released on The Globalist record label, will test the waters of public receptivity upon its launch next Monday. The song is called Blackface Me Now, the cover art for which may be seen below. Vinyl versions of the single will contain the b side Nobody Gonna Call Me No Narcissist Puppet (or else they gonna be long time locked up for hate speech).



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