Lowest Common

Toxic Blandness, perhaps the hottest new group from the production line of the musical industrial complex, have a new song out called Lowest Common Denominator. A few lyrics from the mysterious and catchy number are printed below, courtesy of the World Health Organisation:

I’m so inclusive

I’ll be everything to everyone 

Cos I’m the lowest common denominator 

I’ll see you later

If you know what I mean

And we can talk about gender

And how cool it is to be different 

And obedient

And how we all think the same

Cos we’re the lowest common denominator

Lets ignore the haters

They’re not different like us

And they’re so jealous 

Cos they know they can’t be

The lowest common denominator (etc)

The B side is I Wanna Be Brainwashed With You (Though if You’re Not Available, Someone Else Will Have to Do).