Gordon Brown Honoured

British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been awarded the prestigious Most Obviously Not Human 'Human' award earlier today. At the ceremony, 'Mr Brown' was described as "comprising a mind-body organism in which the component parts most spectacularly failed to coalesce into anything even faintly resembling a cohesive human being."
A government spokesman said that the Prime Minister was "moved" by the award, but was "unsure whether possession of one's consciousness by some foreign force- which for argument sake we'll describe as demonic- necessarily meant one was qualified to be described as not human."