Monday 24 September 2007

Slight Variation on Same Old Bullshit

"OK we explain we need to attack Iraq because they've got dreadful weapons which endanger us all. Afterwards when we don't find those weapons, eventually we hold our hands up & say we made a mistake.
After turning that place into hell on earth, we then claim we need to attack Iran, saying they don't have any of these dreadful weapons, but if they did, we'd all regret it."
"That's beautiful. Now we need an advertising slogan."
"How about the War on Terror."
"Again beautiful, but I think you'll find it's been done."
"How about "War...Making the world safer for you & your children."
"I like it, & we can target the intellectuals with that, but we'll need something shorter for the masses."
"War?"
"Bingo."

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