Tuesday 18 September 2007
Hard Times Ahead
A scientist has warned that in the coming months much of the northern hemisphere of the planet Earth can expect significant drops in temperature. This cooling of the culturally more significant half of the globe will result from an altering in the northern hemisphere's proximity to a nearby star - the details of which changes our scientist described as being "too tedious to go into." He says that as an intimately related consequence of the lowering in temperatures expected, humans could expect to feel "colder." This due to the nature of the human psycho-physical organism & its profound & subtle involvement with the environment which it inhabits.
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:) :) :)! This is very rational and logical. Thank you! Do you think the good prof and Al Gore could get together and duke it out? Personally, I had something like the little ice age in mind.
A very little ice age. I reckon my scientist could beat the bejaysus out of Albert Einstein Gore in any kind of intellectual or physical combat.
Of note as well are signs that the forthcoming drop in temperature may result in a drastic reduction of foliage. "What, then," asks a reknowned rodent-lover from Maine, "will the herbivores consume." The times are dark indeed. Another expert, who also asked this reporter to conceal his identity, pretends to possess proof that everyone alive today will die.
Whatever about the strange foretelling of foliage loss, that last expert is simply a scaremonger, Bradley.
Or is it a scaremongerer? I think so
Though I think there's a lot to be said for scaremongrel.
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