Bang

“How big do you think the bang was in the Big Bang?”

“I’d say it must have been huge.”

“A huge bang? Maybe that’s what they should call it instead - the Huge Bang. It would be more scientific.”

“Maybe so yeah. Or just the Very Big Bang if we didn’t want to get too over the top. Although who knows, maybe it was only a small bang. There wasn’t anything there to go bang so even a small bang would have been pretty impressive.”

“I suppose it’s all relative when you think about it - big compared to what or small compared to what.”

“Do you think it was loud?”

“Probably yeah. Probably very loud. Bangs can be very loud. I wouldn’t want to have been standing next to it, let’s put it that way.”

“Unless it was only a small bang.”

“Well yes of course.”