Naked Dialogue

Two figures on a white page.
"The central character is fucked in the head."
"What central character?"
"The one in the story."
"What story?"
"This one."
"But we're the only two in it."
"That's right."
"So one of the two of us is fucked in the head?"
"At least one."
"Well, which of the two of us is the central character?"
"That's for the reader to decide."
"Right. One final question."
"What?"
"Is this modernist or post-modernist?"
"Fuck knows."