[Reluctantly inspired by having my poor defenceless soul pummelled with national radio and its ‘news’ pumping out at considerable volume in some store the other day]
The newest upcoming series from the beloved Corporate Whore franchise has just been announced: Corporate Whores Attain Cartoon Consciousness.
A spokesperson for the franchise, in explaining the newest emanation, told us that: “The goal and aspiration of any loyal citizen is the attainment of cartoon consciousness - the seamless fusing of self with the Global Self - and if we can help celebrities to both achieve this state of self-realisation and also inspire others to do likewise, well, what more can someone working within the entertainment industrial complex hope to do?”
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