Sunday, 24 November 2024

Moon Mission Postponed

The Vatican has announced that sadly its mission to send Woke Pope Francis to the moon in an effort to defeat climate change has had, for now, to be postponed due to intense and frightening opposition which  it is receiving from elements within the Far Right. The Vatican feels it cannot now guarantee the safety of those involved in the mission due to the volume and nature of threats from such extremists.

“Nothing is worth becoming a martyr for,” said a Vatican spokesperson.

 The initial story of the declared mission can nostalgically be read about here.

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