Election Blow, Strange

“What did you think of the US election result?”

“I thought it was a terrible blow for pregnant men everywhere.”

“But they only have themselves to blame. Not enough pregnant men got out there and voted. That’s largely why the Democrat candidate tally dropped from 81 millions to about 66 millions.”

“That was some drop.”

“Yes, but it had also been some rise. The previous election to the last one the Democrat candidate, Hillary Clinton had also gotten about 66 millions.”

“So their tally jumped from 66 million to 81 million, and then back down to 66 million.”

“Something like that.”

“That’s very, very, very, very strange,”

“It is very strange, yes. And so still no Democrat candidate has ever ended up getting in the 70 millions of votes.”

“Not even Obama the first time around, when the world was lovebombed endlessly with the idea he was a messiah figure?”

“No, not even then. He got a little less than 70 millions, and of course won by a landslide.”

“So Biden skipped the 70s, which figure no Democrat ever previously attained, and went straight into the 80s?”

“Yeah.”

“And it didn’t turn out to be some kind of new normal? Harris went straight back down to the usual kind of figure of 66 millions? Those fifteen millions, nearly a quarter of the normal tally just disappeared into some hole or other.”

“Yeah, that’s it. And that was in an election, the Biden one, where Trump in getting 74 million votes, smashed the previous highest tally by any candidate, which had been the 69.5 or so millions by Obama his first election, and where he of course won by a landslide. By any kind of logic, you’d have thought a total like 74 million would win by a massive margin.”

“And so why was it again the Democrats didn’t stick with Biden who got that colossal figure that came as if from an entirely different country?”

“Because it turned out that he had crazy levels of dementia, and his true state couldn’t be falsified anymore.”

“Falsified by the same people telling us he had really gotten 81 million votes, even though this figure bore no resemblance whatsoever to any other election before or now after?”

“Yeah.”

“It’s all very weird all right.”

“Yes, life can be very strange.”