Monday 1 January 2024

Book of the Year

Slightly belatedly, it’s time for my 2023 Book of the Year award and I have no hesitation in awarding it to the game-changing tome, Corporate Whore Consciousness: How You Can Attain It Through the Techniques of Visualisation and Affirmation. The book makes much of “harnessing zero-point energy” - which is admittedly a bit difficult to grasp but ultimately very rewarding if you trust in and persist with its methods.

Woke Pope Francis provides a foreword to the book, in which he allays any fears believers may have about the ability to attain corporate whore consciousness whilst still holding onto one’s communist ideals.

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