From within the hallowed halls of the entertainment industrial complex, the Corporate Whores movement seems to be building up a real head of steam, some touted droplets of which which may hopefully soon liquefy into solid entertainment, as it were, below:
Corporate Whores Grow Old Gracefully (At a guess, this involves elegant use of plastic surgery treatments for aging corporate whores)
Corporate Whores Support a Cause
Corporate Whore Wears a Dress (This one is apparently more in relation to “masculine” corporate whores - tyrannical though of course such a labelling may be, and indeed is)
Extremely Wealthy and Intellectually Illiterate Corporate Whores Call Enemies of Global Corporate Whoredom Racists and Fascists (A bit of an insightful and provocative edge to this last one. I can feel the embers of my righteousness and desire for the victory of moral truth being stoked just by the title alone.)
Corporate Whores Go Slumming It With the Plebs (This one gives fans a chance to meet and hang out briefly with their heroes and heroines. Again, apologies for any pain and offence such distinguishing terms may unwittingly cause. It is difficult to navigate the field of oppression and tyranny that is our debased world of language, designed as it intentionally is to oppress the vulnerable.)
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