Friday 17 February 2023

Corporate

Interesting news from the music industrial complex and indeed the entertainment industrial complex as a whole, where it seems Toxic Blandness’ recent song Corporate Whores Forever has set all kinds of things in motion, leading to intriguing and exciting developments. What we can gather is there seems to be some kind of collaboration across various entertainment and Big Tech borders, with particular apparent input from the Facebook Megaverse phenomenon - bear with us if this is all as yet a bit vague - and anyway, with lots of stress on the consumer receiving a “multi-sensual interactive experience”, teams of gifted and dedicated minds are putting in long hours on a series of offshoots sprouting out from Toxic Blandness’ initial and humble germ, i.e, the song Corporate Whores Forever. A list of some titles from this as yet mysterious series - whatever it precisely all may mean - have been leaked for our perusal below:

Corporate Whores Form a United Front

Corporate Whores Go to the Bahamas

Corporate Whores Clog Up the Charts

Corporate Whores in Bondage

Corporate Whores Give Up Their Minds and Bodies for the Revolution 

Corporate Whores Laugh a lot on Talkshows

Corporate Whores Express Outrage

Corporate Whores Sweat It Up at the Gym and then Go Visit the Plastic Surgeon

Corporate Whores Form Split Personalities

Corporate Whores Show Us Their Bedrooms.


Looks like they saved the best for last there!


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