Interview

I am delighted to be able to show an interview with Bill Gates about one of the great contemporary issues below.

“So Bill, this is a great honour. As one of the great medical pioneers and are here of course to talk about viruses, vaccines and such like. First of all, could you explain to everyone your medical background and credentials. Why have you been placed in such a prominent position regarding people’s health? Where did you study, what fields of  research have you engaged in, and so on - those obviously are the kinds of questions our audience will be interested in.”

“Well actually I’m more of a computer guy. I don’t really have any medical background as such.”

“Are you serious? So why the hell are you positioned as some kind of medical expert?”

“I’m not sure. It just kind of happened and I went along with it.”

“And there wasn’t any kind of mix up where you got confused with some actual medical expert also called Bill Gates  - an epidemiologist, a biochemist or whatever?”

“No, there was nothing like that.”

“Ok, we’ll wrap it up there so.”