Dracula

“You know that place Transylvania?”

“Was that where that whole transgenderism thing started?”

“No, no, no. That’s some other place. Transylvania is where your man Dracula came from.”

“Who was he again, Dracula? Was he some fella made out of bits of machines from out of a bog or something?”

“No. I don’t know who that was. Dracula was the man who used to drink people’s blood and live in a coffin.”

“He was a bit extreme, wasn’t he?!”

“Don’t be so quick to be so judgemental. That’s the kind of life he wanted to live and how he identified himself.”

“I was only saying it was a bit extreme. I didn’t mean anything by it.”

“Watch yourself there now. Be very careful.”