ID

“Hi, sorry, I came to vote in the election but I’ve just realised I forgot my voter ID. I’m going to have to come back later.”

“You don’t need voter ID! Voter ID is racist! It’s sickening to expect people to have to get hold of something like that just so they can vote! It’s so discriminatory against minorities! It’s disgusting! 

I’m sorry I need to calm down. The whole thought of it just makes me so angry!”

“Seriously - I can vote without ID?! That sounds mental.”

“Of course you can! We’re all liberal here! Just show me your vaccine passport and you can come in and vote away.”