“Jeffrey, this is Gatesman. I need you to get here quick in your airplane!”
“Where are you?”
“I’m at the North Pole with Bono and Bill Clinton and David Attenborough.”
“What the **** are you all doing at the North Pole, Gatesman?!”
“We had to vaccinate some polar bears and Eskimo children because of climate change. It’s cool though. They get it.”
“I’m on my way.”
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