Almost Scared

 A conversation between two of the globe’s finest citizens:

“You know what I’ve been thinking?”

“What is it? Tell me. What have you been thinking?”

“I think mass immigration is perhaps even more beautiful than abortion.”

“Oh my goodness! You might be right!”

“I’m almost scared to say it, but I might, mightn’t I!?” 

“Be careful though. We must ponder this. It may be true, yes, but it may be a dangerous truth. Are the people ready for it?”

“Yes, there is that. But even worse, what if the central authority, so to speak, decides we are wrong, that is not more beautiful, and that the very idea is hate speech! Then never mind it being a dangerous truth, it would be a dangerous untruth! And what might befall us then?”

“We - and deservedly so - would be cancelled. Cast out.”

“Truth is a dangerous mistress.”

“And untruth is a bitch and a whore.”

“Yes. But to clarify, you are including men within those designations - the bitch and the whore stuff? You’re not implying truth untruth is feminine?”

“No, no, of course not.”

“Just as long as there’s no confusion.”