Woke Pope Francis has revealed that his greatest dream and aspiration, apart from perhaps going to the moon, is to become pregnant. “Deep down it is the hidden but cherished hope of every man, whatever his gender,” explained the deep state pope.
Woke Pope Francis said he keeps a close eye on scientific developments in this field, but admits that for him the sands of time may sadly be running out. “For me, yes, the window of opportunity is perhaps getting narrower rather than wider, but where there is science, wise government and a people obedient to its dictates, there is hope.”
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