If I Ever Say Anything Wrong

Rockstars Against Freedom are on the march again, and while their attempts to be cool and relevant may be a little let’s say embarrassing, only the hardest of hearts could deny that there isn’t something a touch endearing about their efforts to be in sync with the current and currency of the times. So anyway, their newest musical effort, If I Ever Say Anything Wrong was aired last night on ‘MTV Narcissist Drivetime’, and some of the lyrics, as far as I could catch them, are reproduced below:

If I ever say anything wrong

I want you to cancel me as fast as you can

And a little bit later

Oh yeah just a little later

There can be a celebration

For my successful re-education!

Just cos I may be a little bit old

Doesn’t mean I can’t do what I’m told

And I don’t think I could live

No, I could not live

Without the embrace of your love

(Chorus)

If I ever say anything wrong

I want you to cancel me as fast as you can

(Bongo solo)

Relevant

I wanna stay relevant

Forever

And I don’t want to have to rely on anyone else

I wanna learn how to cancel myself

Oh baby