According to Joe Biden - as he tortuously explains whilst bravely fighting off the threat of his words disintegrating into formless chaos - 600 million doses of vaccine will be enough to fully vaccinate 300 Americans. And just in case you thought you might have heard that wrong or it was an extremely bizarre but merely momentary slip of the tongue, he, after plenty time to think about it, goes back to repeat the point.
I was going to say, The lights are on but there’s nobody home, but I don’t think I’d go so far as to say the lights are on in the first place.
And have the hard-hitting media been aghast and wondering what the hell is going on with this man and his mental faculties? No, they probably haven’t. Just let him get on with the good work of signing his name to that steady stream of Executive Orders that are put in front of him. All is well in the kingdom.
Imagine, this is really happening.
* Just to add, in fairness to Biden I did think his use of the word “order” to be quite brilliant in this video.
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