“Because he’s an amazing actor!”
“Oh right. I didn’t realise. And why is he so creepy?”
“What do you mean creepy?! He’s the perfect American.”
“I mean like why on his social media does he take all these photos of single items of lost children’s clothing and make weird cryptic creepy comments about them? Stuff no normal adult would do. What the hell is that all about?”
“I didn’t know about any of that stuff. But anyway it must be all harmless fun. Cos like I said he’s the perfect American.”
“Yeah, you said that all right.”
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