Friday, 9 March 2012

In Defence Of

Aristophocles: You know the way the British and Americans are always at war abroad?
Socrates: Yes.
Aristophocles: And yet their war machines are always called The Defence Forces?
Socrates: Yes, what about it?
Aristophocles: Surely they should be called The Attack Forces.
Socrates: Yes, one would think so. Someone must have made a mistake.

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