Thursday, 2 July 2009

Science Fiction

I won't pretend to have read any science fiction, but in the spirit of egalitarianism I've decided I might as well try and write some, so here goes:

"Has anyone seen my bunsen burner?"
"Never mind your bloody bunsen burner. Where the hell is my litmus-paper?"
"It's over by that pile of test-tubes over there."
"Oh thanks."

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