Wednesday, 9 December 2015


In news from Hollywood, Donald "Asshole" Trump has landed the role of "the Bad Guy" in what is already shaping up to be next year's smash multi-network tv drama, "The US Presidential Election."
"It's like Masterchef except with politicians and billionaires" explained a tv executive. "Oh and there's a public vote at the end of it so maybe it's more like Pop Idol or one of those dancing things. But you should watch it anyway. It's brilliant."
On Mr Trump's performance which has been earning rave reviews, one of his best friends commented, "People think he's just hamming it up for the cameras but he really is an asshole, so it's almost as if he's not acting at all."

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